either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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