you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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