is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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