I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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