Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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