Pappa wants mamma naked
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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