i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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