Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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