And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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