Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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