Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
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My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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