..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
there is puke in my bra ... again
Randomize
