there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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