i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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