I'm going to jail i love you
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Sorry about my life...
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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