Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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