Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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