Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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