It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Randomize
