OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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