we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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