Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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