im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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