I wish life had little blips of pornography
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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