Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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