You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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