It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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