singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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