I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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