so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I'm really busy with my period
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