Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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