Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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