the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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