Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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