i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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