so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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