one two three fourrrrnication!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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