if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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