In America we eat man semen.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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