hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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