and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Randomize
