He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I will pee on everything he values.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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