i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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