No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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