I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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