he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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