Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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