Small penises have feelings too.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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