what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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