Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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