i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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