Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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