don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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