So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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