: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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