i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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